RedStateVT is pleased to present today an original work of Hessian analysis: Treatise on the Liberal. Bear in mind that this is a work-in-progress, a living document, that will grow in both size and impact over time. Enjoy!
Liberals believe it is wrong to kill murderers, but alright to kill the unborn.
Liberals want CEOs to be accountable, but not teachers.
Liberals say they want a strong national defense, but will always cut defense spending first.
Liberals want to outlaw fast food, but legalize illicit drugs.
Liberals are not materialistic, but they want to redistribute your money to others.
Liberals hated Ronald Reagan, but love Fidel Castro.
Liberals support women’s rights, but protected Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton.
Liberals support the separation of church and state, but believe Islam should be studied in schools.
Liberals think Sarah Palin is a lightweight, but Nancy Pelosi is a statesman.
Liberals stick up for minorities and the poor, but promote policies that enslave them.
Liberals want the military off college campuses, but believe gays should be allowed to serve.
Liberals believe that there is almost no problem that cannot be solved by increasing taxes.
Liberals believe in the rights of the individual, unless that individual does not want to join a union.
Liberals are particularly sympathetic toward criminals and people who are in this country illegally.
Liberals believe that the rich have probably committed crimes, unless they support liberal policies.
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