The Gay Edition

Ending a day that cast a glaring national spotlight on Arizona, Gov. Jan Brewer, a Republican, vetoed a bill on Wednesday that would have given business owners the right to refuse service to gay men, lesbians and other people on religious grounds. (New York Times, 2/27/2014)

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This concludes this (gay) edition of RedStateVT and remember our guiding principle on human sexuality: Love whoever your heart tells you to love, but stop talking about it all the time.