Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Treatise on the Liberal (Part 2)

RedStateVT is pleased to present the second installment of our groundbreaking analysis of the modern day Liberal.  Happy reading!


Liberals honestly believe that Cuba has a better health care system than the U.S.

Liberals honestly believe that death row is teeming with innocent men who have been falsely accused of killing police officers.

Liberals are distrustful of the police, but conciliatory towards America’s enemies.

Liberals look at any beggar, addict or criminal and see the failure of society.

In the world of the Liberal, there is no place for personal accountability or personal responsibility.

Liberals are distrustful of the rich, unless their name is Soros, Kennedy or Buffet (or any Hollywood mogul or actor). 

Liberals look at a rich businessman and wonder what crimes he committed.  Conservatives look at a rich businessman and wonder what he did right. 

Liberals look at Social Security and Medicare, do not see any problems and scare seniors that Republicans are going to take them away.  Conservatives look at the same entitlement programs, know that they are unsustainable in their current form and want to fix them for future generations.

The political base of Liberals consists of people who receive government entitlements paid for by the political base of Republicans.

Liberals believe in free speech, unless a conservative is speaking at a university.

Liberals take Hugo Chavez at this word, but know that Bush lied.

Liberals believe in personal freedom, but they want to tell you what to eat, what car to drive and what school to send your child to.

Liberals believe in compromise, but only if they don’t have the votes.

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