Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Bernie's Campaign Strategy Leaked: Will Run as Grumpy Old White Guy


10 Questions for Bernie Sanders

1)  You are a socialist. Name a country where socialism works.

2)  You have complained endlessly about "millionaires and billionaires" not paying their fair share. Does this include George Soros, Tom Steyer and Jeffrey Katzenberg?

3)  What legislation have you sponsored and passed in your term in the Senate?

4)  You had Senate oversight of the Veterans Affairs Department. Are you to blame for the scandals that were uncovered there during your term?

5)  You have said that you will not criticize Hillary Clinton. Presumably your Republican opponents will not get the same treatment. Why does Hillary get a free pass?

6)  Grade President Obama's performance as president on a scale of 1 to 10.

7)  Your wife received a six figure severance from Burlington College when she was replaced. Did you refuse the money? If not, why not?

8)  Will your campaign end with a bang or a whisper?

9)  Will you continue your campaign as a third party candidate if RedStateVT is able to round up funding?

10) Is anyone responsible for their own situation in life according to your worldview or is everyone a victim?

Bonus question: Have you received any advice from Howard Dean, the last screwball presidential candidate from Vermont?


Smelly
He doesn’t flinch over returning to the 90 percent personal income tax rates of the 1950s for top earners. And if reducing income inequality reduces economic growth, he says, that’s fine. “You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants,” he said, “when children are hungry in this country.” (New York Times, 5/26/2015)

As RedStateVT gleefully predicted, the presidential run of Colonel Bernie Sanders gives the whole country the opportunity to learn firsthand about his nutjob ideas. Here we learn that he wants to confiscate the wealth of those who are successful and that too much deodorant causes poverty. 

Thank you Colonel! We eagerly look forward to hearing more of your ideas on how to fix America. 




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