Bruce Jenner Shocker!

In a blockbuster interview last night, former Olympian Bruce Jenner revealed shocking news: 

He is a Republican!

Upon hearing the confession from Jenner, the shock on the face of interviewer Diane Sawyer, a Grande Dame of the Liberal State Media, was there for all to see. Her lips began moving, but no sound came out. Doubly down, Jenner then said: "I believe in the Constitution" whereupon Sawyer immediately fell to the ground.  Parts of her body began to involuntarily convulse. Sawyer apparently never has come face-to-face with a Republican and certainly never expected to find one in California. It was must-see TV as they say. 

(By the way, during the course of the two hour interview, Jenner also revealed that he is a woman.)